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Feb 2019
At the local Assizes, Donkey
decided that the French Charolet
Tuareau, was misunderstood by
by a prudish herd of Irish Friesian's
and wrongly accused of #MooToo
when he remarked to a local bullock,

" See her over the there, the one with
  the big Udder's, Best Lait in the field ".

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The case was dismissed on the grounds
of parochialism and mono linguisticism
by the Anglophone Irish Bovines who
after 60 years in the EU should have known
better. Donkey also suggested that perhaps
in the light of this incident, perhaps they
might consider Brexiting as their attitude
to Europe was no different than that of their
neighbours across the border in N. Ireland.
Ryan O'Leary
Written by
Ryan O'Leary  Mallow.
(Mallow.)   
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