A sleuth for the truth Your basic PI Dogged, intrepid A domestic spy Cheating spouses A daily routine I find the missing Track where they’ve been Unobtrusive I am Silent and stealthy I get people in trouble Out of a jam Sometimes there’s bad news to deliver To the one who hired me Necessitating a new start What I can’t do is fix a broken heart Don’t get me wrong I love what I do Solving life’s puzzles The old gumshoe People are sneaky With me they get caught I’ve thought about it a lot I’d make a good cop