Life is just some work in the offing The banging of nails in your new pinewood coffin The last drizzling drops in a bottle of wine And the final knockings on the edge of all time. For twenty five years you can wallow in pity Get ****** in the city and think yourself pretty Walk through the streets like a neat Walter Mitty. After another twenty five years you start going to seed You find that you need a hand up the ladder Nothing is sadder. But you struggle along trying to right any wrongs Your reading tastes change along with the style of the songs That you listen to now And you know most of the why's you're just not sure of the how. Then comes the descent One day you stand tall the next you are crooked and bent And everyone looks younger But you've done all of that and you no longer hunger For the sparkles of youth and you know that's the truth. Because that's just some work in the offing.