Feb 2019
MEMO FROM BUCKS HOUSE :
TO : KATHY and MERGAN
Welcome Princesses
Whilst you are no doubt familiar with your privileges and august
responsibilities which we are certain you will handle with your
sterling intelligence, temperance, elegant good grace and knowledge,
we feel we should also bring to your esteemed attention a historical problem that comes with your esteemed positions.
As you are vaguely aware, there are drawbacks to your statuses, in
the main most of your engagements and contacts will be relatively
positive and rewarding, but, and it's a big but there are members of
your populace that are anti-monarchist and Haters and they all appear to nurse a pained and grievous Hate for all you stand for.
Special Branch informs us that they range from Highly placed professionals to the common man in the street. There are Haters, Psychos, deranged Stalkers, Nutters, Trolls, Militant Agitators, both Left and Right Wings extremists, some members of the Press and Mr Angry from Sutton, plus the man on the Clapton omni-bus.
They all harbour a burning hate and irrational passion of discontent against us all and spend all given hours to troll against
everything we do or say. Some get really vicious and vile, that we have a Team dedicated to shielding you from these irrational venom that they spew hourly, daily, monthly etc.
Nothing you ever do or say is right as their raison d'etre is to bring
the Monarchy down. It's a historical necessity with roots that goes
beyond Oliver Cromwell himself.
Please know the Palace will o all possible to shelter and protect you
from this phenomenon and offer you all assistance necessary in
carrying out your duties and commitments. If you have any questions please let us know.
Master-in-Arms
Major General ........
TO : KATHY and MERGAN
Welcome Princesses
Whilst you are no doubt familiar with your privileges and august
responsibilities which we are certain you will handle with your
sterling intelligence, temperance, elegant good grace and knowledge,
we feel we should also bring to your esteemed attention a historical problem that comes with your esteemed positions.
As you are vaguely aware, there are drawbacks to your statuses, in
the main most of your engagements and contacts will be relatively
positive and rewarding, but, and it's a big but there are members of
your populace that are anti-monarchist and Haters and they all appear to nurse a pained and grievous Hate for all you stand for.
Special Branch informs us that they range from Highly placed professionals to the common man in the street. There are Haters, Psychos, deranged Stalkers, Nutters, Trolls, Militant Agitators, both Left and Right Wings extremists, some members of the Press and Mr Angry from Sutton, plus the man on the Clapton omni-bus.
They all harbour a burning hate and irrational passion of discontent against us all and spend all given hours to troll against
everything we do or say. Some get really vicious and vile, that we have a Team dedicated to shielding you from these irrational venom that they spew hourly, daily, monthly etc.
Nothing you ever do or say is right as their raison d'etre is to bring
the Monarchy down. It's a historical necessity with roots that goes
beyond Oliver Cromwell himself.
Please know the Palace will o all possible to shelter and protect you
from this phenomenon and offer you all assistance necessary in
carrying out your duties and commitments. If you have any questions please let us know.
Master-in-Arms
Major General ........
