When it came to the Southern Wall The story he told was tall Cuz’ he would say at least twice a day That Mexico was gonna pay Which he now wants taxpayers to do Finance his wall, but who knew? What they can’t climb over They’ll just tunnel on through
He’s talking about restoring order Down at the Southern border Where a crisis doesn’t exists But regardless he’ll still insist With a false sense of urgency That it’s a national emergency When clearly this is the case It’s appealing only to his base
How quickly they tend to forget What was supposed to be a Mexican debt Has now come full bloom He thinks we should assume The fiscal responsibility For a wall that doesn’t have to be There to keep people out Whose safety and lives are in doubt
What never dawned To his base that was conned No matter how absurd They believe his every word As Fox News connoisseurs They’re the people that he adores Because ignorance is bliss It doesn’t matter that they’re all remiss