Soap-dodgers wave hooded thimbles
undercoat carrying pungent days old cheese
uncut they parade and share, they are not self harmers
let's all have a good time, we are living and gifted
four in five are carriers of Some Thing Down .....below

No soap or water beyond the lips, know what I mean
why daily showers alright, towel wash is faster
I ain't got the time
Hey, no teeth brushing, just a nice cup of tea
slimy smiles furry tongues it's all good
four in five are carriers of Some Thing Down .....below

You'll be alone for ever screams Bully Dom de Rula
nobody loves you...
Yes, me and Buddha and that man from Del monte
I replied to the unwashed carriers.....
I'd rather that then queue up for that Enlargement operation
or pick on my betters because I have a P complex
and can't always get things up!
four in five are carriers of Some Thing Down .....below

Meanwhile the carriers keep on carrying
giving the gifts that keep on giving and giving
Republicans that give so the public can carry the can
two minutes sharpshooters minding other's businesses
while..........
four in five are carriers of Some Thing Down .....below
four in five are carriers of Some Thing Down .....below