The elixir was mixed. The potion had been poured. The candles were all burning. Over the Book of Spells, I’d pored. I handed you the goblet-- my commandment you ignored. I intoned the incantation-- you sat and just looked bored. I looked into the crystal ball and told you of your fortune. You disagreed—but how is this? Of the two of us there’s only one who is the sorceress. Why did I paint the pentagram and summon all the spirits? I’ll have you know I’ll still be charging my fee for all your visits.
Originally titled "Psychotherapist's Lament." But what's the difference?