My ***** have dropped
My legs are stumpy
My face is drooling as well!
My nose is running down my face
I'm potbellied too
My clothes don't fit
My hair is gone
I'm freezing off my **** !
My eyesight is crap
I can't hear a thing
Lets face it folks
If I wasn't snow
I'd be on Jeremy Kyle!
With 15 kids and a wife that sleeps around
Thank Christ I'm gone when the sun comes out and she doesn't take me home!