Lately I've been feeling as if everything I'm writing belongs under the kitchen sink with all the Comet and various brands of bleach and the rest of the junk cleaning supplies that haven't been used since the early nineties.
Ideas are scarce, thoughts aren't making the cut, and I feel like I'm in a more disconcerting version of ***** Wonka's glass elevator riding robotically in this box, puncturing others' moments with its corners like they're gigantic, ecstasy-encompassed balloons capable of doing nothing more than launching weak waves of laughter that languidly dissipate when they reach the hard exterior of my cage
This did not end up at all the way I thought it would.