Dear John, are you by any
chance related to Barry, you
know, the down under cross
dresser who was knighted by
The Queen for enlightening
the hemisphere to the art of
staged schizophrenia?

Here in Ireland we think
you are a Brazen Border
Collie with amnesia, because
if you think we would go back
into a pen after such a worrying
then you and your handlers, need
a different flock of sheep!