Due to the Shutdown in
America, at a recent event
which was hosted for The
Clemson Tigers, President
Trump suggested that it was
time for a Regime Change
at The Whitehouse.

Nicholas Madura and Abbas
of Syria applauded the decision.

Later it was revealed that Mr. Trump
was not intimating that he was about
to step down, he was in fact ordering
1,000 Meat Burgers from McDonalds ™.