He’s just a clown In the bullfight Who rarely gets Things right His statements are shared To give us insight But are subject to change Almost overnight
He’s often billed As the President’s lawyer Or as the buffoon Who’s an alibi destroyer He’s often corrected By his employer Who lies as much As a Tom Sawyer
Clearly the man is A spotlight ***** Or better put The President’s flunky Who frequently gets Like an ***** grinder’s monkey A tad too cute And a little bit spunky
He’s just a clown In the bullfight Or a convenient Distraction Who likes the arena As well as the action But as painful As a tooth abstraction