New year, New me, Is that false hope, I clearly see?
Time isn't relative, You're still the same, New Year's resolutions, Drive people insane.
This has to stop, It can't happen every year, 'Cause being overweight, Is the least of your fears.
I have nothing against New Year celebrations, but I find fun in exploiting and making fun of things most people enjoy. If you'd like to try it, I suggest you go out and do it because it is amazing and really exciting and funny! Have a nice day and enjoy yourselves!