Whose breaths these are, oh, yes, I know And on the laptop they will show With lines and graphs so all can cheer Each breath of mine I huff and blow
My little dog must think it queer To sleep with a machine so near Sighing all night without a break Every evening throughout the year
She gives her collar bell a shake To ask if there is some mistake The only other sound’s the beep Of mechanical air intake
Breathing is lovely, counting sheep And I have life to love and keep And hours and hours of healing sleep And hours and hours of healing sleep
All honor to Robert Frost, to the scientists and medicos who invented CPAP and BIPAP machines, to the makers of those little life savers, and to all medical workers.
In the cartoons and in family lore snoring is amusing; in reality snoring indicates a lack of oxygen to the brain and the body’s struggle to make it good. Snoring = oxygen deprivation, which leads to stroke and / or mental issues, and a too-soon death.
A sleep study involves no needles or indignities, only a night’s sleep with some flat little electrodes taped to one’s chest and extremities. Early in the morning the nice technician will bring you a cup of fresh coffee. Now that’s my kind of medical care!