Take a capital V, balance it on a lower-case l, rivet the pieces together, and you have created Y, an outdoor sculpture made of polished steel, that gleams in the noonday sun, and beckons children to climb its two slick branches.
Y makes tripodal creations look anemic. Y towers over the Earth, casting on the lawn its skinny shadows that move as if mimicking a drunken W. No other letter is so susceptible to toppling over as is Y. The heavy V outweighs the straight-up l, 2 to 1. Gale-force winds can twist it on its axis. It can be uprooted.
Even when it stands tall, Y often comes in last, at the end of words, a fractured exclamation point missing its downward dot. Y waves its arms for attention, but it clings to the lower-case l slowly, coolly, gently, lonely.
Y has only Z to talk to, a self-cloning, open-ended triangle. Y never knows which end is up. No matter.
Outdoors, Y continually invites purposeful play, a standing funnel of fun for all.
It gleams in the noonday sun. It beckons children to climb its two slick branches. That's why Y rises up, never alone.