In dumboland
a man nearing pension
decides it time to
have children

In dumboland
a man decides an acquaintance
unseen and unknown
is a loved bride to be

In dumboland
an extremely hygienic man
is a stinking ****** man
Go ask Lynda who was
kissing my ***

In dumboland
an aggrieved crime victim
wants to **** any woman
he looks at or that stands in
front of him

In dumboland
any ******* written
goes straight to a crime victim's head
and influences the victim thus


In dumboland
Cowardly bullying and intimidation
by thieves is Democracy and People's power
House Burglars should harass crime victims
into silence and breakdowns

In dumboland
the liars are truthful and honest
and the honest and truthful
are the liars