wow!...this is hilarious

far from the madding crowd
pigs, sheeps cattles and goats
herd mentality, herd hysteria
deliciously deluded, seriously afflicted
total loss of contact with reality
poor pathetic crippled brains

grapevine buzzing, he's got fizz
hysteria occurs, quick, she's coming over,
attention all stations, deluded comprehension
deluded conclusion, deluded opposing actions
opposing actions, deluded pitiful commoners
they've got the jungle fever real bad

Turn off the hot water, everybody suffers
Don't make a sound, listen to all his actions
remember we are sabotaging, action stations
A man that went of his Mrs when faint moustache grew
Is now a man that like men, greatest absurdity in the world
Never mind, put men in his face, wow! ridiculous nonsense

Get the witless wordsmith on online
reel out usual mix of deluded fantasies
The confused confusing, dribbling and frothing writes
By drooling boneheads and mental patients incorps
We are opposing, sabotaging, obstructing and **** blocking
It's all in their heads, they've lost their minds and reasoning

Oh my God, the world has gone madest from mindless-tation
That old lady explains "they're more out than in" the asylum
The joke is, they have eggs on their faces again looking stupid
but they'll do it again, too deluded, too poisoned, too far gone
Peeping toms, watchers, listeners, street actors, all raving fools
I'll keep them on their toes and play with their stupidity

What a laugh, what a right carry-on, dingos at play
Somebody please restore their minds, this jokers are ridiculous
The truth is right before you, stated clearly not even in poetic terms
I ain't got no lover, ain't playing no games and I am as straight as a ****** spirit level.
Even a hint of moustache will put me off the prettiest woman
Man to man, god forbid never ever worth my consideration

Now you all go take your medication and get help with your ridiculous delusions. Honestly your behaviours are pathetic
even by common standards for mindless morons
Where's some dignity, when you all behave so stupidly
If your assessment is correct and real, you'll know if I want
to court a lady, I'll do it regardless and **** the consequences
You psychos mean nothing to me, you're cheap dull cowards