Monday Monday
can't trust that day
(Marianne Faithful)

I don't like Monday's
(Bob Geldof)

Today is Tuesday,
the first of January!

Just imagine how
Monday must feel,

Only missing the
honour by a day!

Mais, Mardi Gras
is Fat Tuesday,

Don't be too upset
Madame Lundi,

You were the Thirty
First,

Try again next year,
a 20/20 vision.