And see, this cold ice that lives in the test tube is so in love with the Bunsen burner and coming near it exclaims in intense love: “O flame – eternal flame mine – O my roaring blue flame, my hot love Oh see how I melt whenever near you!”
“Oh, cool it,” says the flame *“It’s just a phase you’re passing through”
…lovingly adapted from a joke I found in cyberspace….