All of the DNA from this year
is not going to disappear at
midnight tonight just as it did
for Cinderella's shoe.

Sing all ye like, Auld Lang Syne
New Lang Syne, it won't change
one bit, what you have is what
you got.

More kilos, less money, more
debt, less security, more aggro,
less tolerant, more immigrants,
less May, more Trump, less say.

DNA is an abbreviation for what
The Queen described once as an
"**** Horribilus " **** n' ****,
chin up ladies, take it like a #man!