I could give you directions
to the ends of a rainbow,
but the *** of gold is only
at one.

I could give you directions
on the use of a boomerang,
but if it doesn't come back,
it was not meant for you.

I could give you directions
on how to make someone
else happy but the same may
not work for yourself.

I could give you directions
but they will never be the
shortest distance between
two points.

I could give you directions
on where to find happiness,
but there is no need for me
to indicate with my finger.

I could give you directions
because I am dyslexic and
being astray is a state I have
perfected and appreciated.

I couldn't give you directions
at the crossroads, because the
stolen sign is in the back seat
of my car, it is why I'm lost!