Unlikely, impossibly and so goes the probability that anything ever occurs In quantum or is it Guantanamo? not that I go there just interested.
Lots of things,
how many carats in whatever bell rings? who gives the blessings? what are collections for when they're collecting the homeless to ship out of town, who pays for the piper or the ferry and by the way, who's merry Christmas and where does he drink?
Stuff and nonsense pays rents due anything extra? well that's up to you but let's keep it secret we don't want Christmas to know.