**** off Santa and take
Antler head with you.

Last year I asked for a
Crock of Gold.

I woke on Christmas
day with a chrysophobic

Irish Leprechaun beside
me in bed, he was wearing

red stockings, a green
hat, and an indigo ******,

singing " some where over
the rainbow, lies are true ".

Ps. I nearly forgot, he had
blind Golden Retriever!