Imagine a GPS system for
potholes in Ireland.

" Turn right at next intersection
   if you wish to avoid The Ballyhea
   Bunker "

Between Charleville and Buttevant
on the left after Aldi's, The Crater.

Corbets Pub named a bar after it,
" The Christy Ring Bar ".

They say, if you avoided it, you must
be going the wrong way, or on the right!

Why do you think I brought my French
registered Mini Cooper to Mallow?