For a ****** Healer,
He sure had a dour demeanour:
More of an android
Than Sigmund Freud.

A truly lousy Physician;
Missionary is his favoured position!
I fired him after one consultation,
He knew nothing of fornication!

He said he was overly-qualified,
In *** he was apparently certified.
But he must have faked an ******,
During his oral examination.