I don’t care about your driveway or your recliner You only serve to make me sad As you prattle on about your cold bathroom floor Your Land Rover voice command not working I can only sit here, out of respect Though In the back of my mind Where I go in times like these There’s a nice fire, a lamp, there’s a chair and a window I listen to El Campanella and watch the snow fall She’s there too, reading Don Quixote I think You, and your pettiness, are far away Being seized upon by vultures and hyenas