The cows graze in their pasture Subservient to their master Who doesn’t move faster To help avoid disaster So the cows are on their own To deal with snow Those all alone Completely froze Yet those who know To use the warm glow Of company that showed Survive temperature lows
The cows used to solitary grazing Now begin embracing To fight cold air they’re facing That is life erasing While frost is lacing The grass once worth tasting
The winter refuses to yield As snow builds in the fields The cows’ cohesion is revealed As they protect their veal And forget to steal To connect and heal During this ordeal
In times of inclement weather The cows huddle together Like someone pulled a lever That won’t stay locked forever So eventually ties are severed
As summer comes The dumber numb Thinking they won Soaking up sun Knowing winter is done They divide into ones
A flow line Of the bovine Slow grind Shows flies Grow wise With no size They devise To go for eyes Cows go blind In their mind And cannot find Their herd in time
Pretty soon the irritating fleas Give them mad cow disease As they don’t look to please But put the good on their knees While they’re hiding in trees And biting with absolute ease Seeing the absence of immunities From their lack of community
The lost independent Weather defendants Become repentant When they hear encroaching Thunder clouds approaching The cows become hectic From a storm electric Their formation eclectic So they feel unprotected But a fence was erected So they can’t join the dejected And this lonely life they elected Is sadly reflected
The lasso angler Hassling wranglers Unmasked as stranglers Bring the herd together As they pull a lever That’ll stay locked forever As the cows’ heads are severed And the horns in their head Stick around once they’re dead As we eat what they were fed While they made their own bed