Just a Preacher's son from Barnstable in Devon on the outskirts where the country roads have no chevron had a gal called Mary who sang in a choir in Avon The years went and mama and papa grew old and passed on Bid farewell to Mary packed my bags and moved on
To London I came a large bustling town that is a top one Got a job found a place settle in and life was right on Made friends had a laugh and learnt to talk like Klingons Went to a party and couldn't tell the girls apart what a rave on Met Simone with short hair who said I don't do weave-ons
We danced and drank and soon she became my favourite one Says come home with me we'll have a blast with the lights on But see that chick over there in yellow she's such a turn on I'll go get her to come with us and we'll have a ******* Hey Sim! I spluttered, hold on a mo what has brought this on
I'm just a Preacher's son from Barnstable in Devon I'm green round the gills new in town and not very right-on She's my lover she said, let's go, get our ******* skates on Me turning green, papa's rolling and mama screaming 'hold on' I married your father for forty years never ever such a carry-on
It's a new world now, it's London and everything is full on But cut me some slack I am just a Preacher's son from Devon Even if the dogs do this in Devon I never saw, they never let on Oh said Simone, take a hike, you're a Tory with a small one Well said I, my work is done, I can leave now, I will move on!