Not only are we going to **** you (Subsequently leaving your wife and children destitute)
and glue your head to the wall (It's called taxidermy, alright? It's a profession. Professional.)
but we will also perch this Santa hat On the smallest tines Of your impressive Set of antlers (The kind any other buck would bow and scrape to behold).
Because it's that time of year again.
Here's wishing a very Merry Christmas To you, your wife, and children.