Fear of a bad hair day Kept the President away From a World War 1 grave site To the Russian leader’s obvious delight He’s a predicate recluse Who used rain as an excuse For not showing up Which we must deduce
Is part of his M O Don’t act like you don’t know He’s a man without class If you will, a horse’s *** Who promotes himself At the expense of all else He’s a nationalist he says So let’s keep him in our prayers
World leaders five abreast Walked together, but take a guess Who was not there nonetheless Our recalcitrant President I must confess He’s superior in his own mind You could argue, because he’s crazy or blind And before he’s finally finished In the eyes of the world, we’ll be diminished
He’s so concerned about his hair Because he must be unaware Most assume he wears a wig Because his style is oh so big And God forbid the wind might blow Then for sure we'll see a **** show Tryin’ to keep it all together Especially in inclement weather