I wait for the five thirty eight
which by all accounts should
be here by now

Oh!
and how was I to know
the train crews were on
yet another go slow?

But it's always on Wednesday's
almost as if the day's not
bad enough.


So
I'm sat on the jubilee
no joy here
can't swing a cat
not that
I'd want to hurt
poor kitty
a pity
the train crews don't use
the same
rule of thumb.