The left hand and the right hand
Know exactly who they are
No body in-between them
Can keep these hands apart

With their favorite activity
Being generally the clap
And when they get tired of that
They rest folded in a lap

Otherwise, they're into mischief
As idle hands will do
Twirling thumbs can be fun
But not for these two

When the left decides to rest
And the right-hand goes to think
It finds itself a chiseled chin
Then hangs out underneath

Where it comes up with 10 point plans
To help each other out
5 for the left 5 for the right
So neither does lose count

Number 1 mainly on the list
Is to continue to strong arm
And keep up with the bodybuilding
Before their body buys the farm

After that, they continue with
Their intricate 10 point plan
Which is going quite swimmingly
Between the left and the right hand