Were I Guy Fawkes,
today, I is meaning,
I'd be for blowing
up the sewers, in
London, I would.

Aye, and while I
were at it, tis tinkin
I'd be, what were I
doin under the ouses
of Parliament, in 1605,
in November it were,
on the 5th, I'd be tinkin?

Far better it be, to blow
the crap out from under
them basturds, it be.

Aye, were I Guy Fawkes,
even were I Irish, sure I'd
blow the ***** up through
the person hole covers, just
to be politically correct, Maam.