Were I Guy Fawkes, today, I is meaning, I'd be for blowing up the sewers, in London, I would.
Aye, and while I were at it, tis tinkin I'd be, what were I doin under the ouses of Parliament, in 1605, in November it were, on the 5th, I'd be tinkin?
Far better it be, to blow the crap out from under them basturds, it be.
Aye, were I Guy Fawkes, even were I Irish, sure I'd blow the ***** up through the person hole covers, just to be politically correct, Maam.