They swarm in the darkness of the night. They ring my bell, they give a fright. “Trick or Treat” They know the script. Hand it over or we’ll pitch a fit. My pumpkin empties as the hours pass, It’s uncertain if my supply of Twix will last. I dispense largesse to every tot whether they are masked or not. Covens gather and Mummies squeak A sugar high is what they seek.
I’ll have the last laugh on those Trickers I kept a fun sized bag of Snickers.