From my experience, of
having been a carnivore
to becoming a vegetarian
some 30 years ago, there
is a vast difference in the
toilet, where one can hear,
wait and pity the excessive
force that needs to be used
by meat eaters to evacuate
turds resembling grenades
and rarely do they escape
the splash which by then
has been dyed yellow with
***** which in the absence
of a bidet tarnishes thus adds
odour to The London Derriere.

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Years ago in The Fulham branch
of Waitrose, I met Joanna Lumley,
who, incidentally never ate meat
in her life. I hope she takes up this
issue with the same energy as she
did for the Gurka Pensions.







https://www.theguardian.com/business/2018/oct/31/waitrose-magazine-editor-william-sitwell-steps-down-over-email-mo­cking-vegans.

William Sitwell steps down after he sent email joking about ‘killing vegans’ and force-feeding them meat.