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Oct 2018
I don't buy shoes with
laces anymore, Velcro ™

Boiled eggs are a pure
******* to negotiate.

My watch is missing a
hand, that is why I keep
it in my right pocket!
Ryan O'Leary
Written by
Ryan O'Leary  Mallow.
(Mallow.)   
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