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Oct 2018
Bah humbug is what you hear in
My dad
He was going go on off with you
But I heard him going bah
So I went bah bah black sheep
Have you any wool
Yes sir yes sir three bags full
Bah humbug I know dad isn’t Scrooge
Bah humbug is what I heard from him
He was in the lounge room smoking cigarettes saying go on
Off with you
I was hearing bah as if he was a Scrooge
It was hard to hear why he said it but then it finally hit me
I might have been a bit abusive toward him yeah I was indeed
He went go on off with you bah humbug came to me
I went bah bah black sheep have you any wool
Yes sir I have sir three bags full
Go on he was saying like the old fogie that he was, go on off with you is what he actually said
I treated dad like Scrooge when he disciplined me at Christmas
I said be nice be calm it’s Christmas don’t be the old Scrooge because I am a cool person and I can’t understand
Why he went bah to me
It drove me round the bend
I said bah bah black sheep have you any wool yes sir of course sir three bags full
Don’t yell at me dad it’s Christmas treat me with respect
I know mate I am trying mate
Go on off with you bah humbug
Oh yeah that might be what he said but I heard bah as if to say
Bah bah black sheep have you got a woman’s kid
One opinion two opinion
Shove em up the ***
Bah I heard from dad but he said go on off with you well
I like to think that he was Scrooge reformed but you can’t tell family this
I will always hear dad say bah
Go on off with you
Written by
johnny georgy brown
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