.don't get me wrong... poaching a chicken breast, while wrapped in cling-film? a "MAGA" idea... and then frying it? gently? brilliant... first exposing the chicken to a tenderness, and then incubating it by frying it? genius...

while watching Masterchef Australia...
surprise surprise...
imagine my surprise at finding
the monarchical support of the people
of Australia, trailing along with
jests of "speaking the proper
terminology" when addressing "royalty"...
is this some sort of Aztec pyramid
poncy scheme Halloween party?
feathers and ****?
   no?
sure as **** it looks like one
of those bogus explanations worthy
of the royalty of sycophants of
Pont de l'Alma, "debated" against...
as if Charlie "the ******* Chaplin" Windsor
could brush this / these facts off...
point being...
              to my utter bewilderment,
and subsequent surprise...
i never imagined the Australians to be
so monarchical...
             stunned as ****...
Australians are this much monarchical?
they're so biased, so fervent in their opinions?!
seriously?!
   remind me to never visit this...
sub, of whatever constitutes a continent...
i'e sooner visit the Faroe Island
prior to America,
as i'd visit Antarctica before
Australia...
            monarchical afterthoughts
that the Australians surprised me
with...
              i deemed them rather rebellious...
solemn, industriously counter
to what Britain affirmed /
arranged itself around...
             my bad...
                  i guess it's just a case of:
different ****, same cover....
oh... right... *******...
         same ****, different cover;
works both ways anyway.