.i figured... the only time that coffee makes sense, is when you pour some double cream into it, riding on a decent teaspoon of sugar, only then...

my mouth the altar, my tongue the priest...
just like the way it sounds,
but beyond that...
                 last time i heard parasites
akin to the tapeworm (tasiemiec) -
are lodged in the proteins,
the flesh of animals...
                 pigs, apparently are not
easily susceptible to hosting
a parasitical embryo...
        while fish incubate the largest
form of tapeworm embryos...
mind you...
               why doesn't the Quran mention
anything about seafood?
aren't ***** the scavengers of the sea?
shouldn't the Quran treat *****
as pigs?
              wait a minute more...
did anyone hear of the outbreak
of mad cow disease? oh yeah, over
ten years ago,
                       i was anticipating
a school trip to Glasbury-on-Wye
    (Powys, Wales) for some fun activities:
horse riding, canoeing, caving,
              cross-country walks, yada yada yada...
we didn't go: because of the outbreak...
so... pigs are so so bad?
what about pork liver?
    surely all the organs are "clean"...
    it's almost as if Satan whispered into
god's ear and chuckled...
  so god pronounced the decree when
he took off the headphones while
listening to the choir of sycophantic angels...
and so arose the time of the chuckle
"brothers"...
           i'm pretty sure that *****
are scavengers, feeding off the already dead
fish stock...
and they are Muslims on the Maldives,
and they have a recipe for crab...
pu ja...
                      so wait...
           you think that pigs,
domesticated boars, farmed,
                                 are foul because...
they have a tendency to be slobs?
   and the dog licks his ***...
                               and testicles...
          and people are not slobs when
given the opportunity?
                          pork liver can't incubate
a parasitical embryo...
nor the cartilage of either ear or snout...
    just because the whole bunch
of them are sheep-shaggers
                        means jack ****  to me.
my mouth the altar,
                        my tongue the priest.