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Oct 2018
Hmmmm: Let's see, could it be
the same one as my gmail acc!

I'll try it.

It's not that.

****!

No, I was not suggesting that I
wanted to be intimate with you!

(Lady across from me at work)

Mind you, she smiled and took off
to the unisex toilets. I'm going also.

"ENGAGED"

Hello, hello, it's me across from you,
I didn't notice you were wearing a ring?

"Pissoffyouwanker"

That's it, that's it, my password!
Ryan O'Leary
Written by
Ryan O'Leary  Mallow.
(Mallow.)   
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