Pardon me, For being abrupt The Saudi Crown Prince Is so corrupt That he ordered a reporter Be chopped-up In his embassy in Turkey Which he covered-up
Muhammad bin Salman Is a piece of work But he knows how, And whose chain to **** The President supports him Because he gets a perk And corruption for both of them Is a common quirk
Such is the arrogance That the Prince displayed Because he thinks the world Will swallow his Kool Aid He’s gonna have to lie in The bed he’s made And pray his ascendance to the thrown Can be saved
The Saudis need to be Taught a strong lesson But this will blow over Jared Kushner’s guessing Because MSB and him Think adolescent And both of them Have their elder’s blessing