Dear Santa,
                       I know I wished for a lot of things before
                       But quite frankly, I'm sick and tired of it
                       Wishing for things I will never have
                       So this christmas, I ask for nothing
                       And don't come to my place
                       Cause I'm not going to put milk and cookies out for you
                       Just in case if you do come to sell your lies
                       I'm going to tie you and your reindeers to a rocket
                       And send you to the moon, you fat *** *****!!