Oct 2018
A list celebrity.
Owns four homes each eight figures.
Makes eight figures a movie.
Wants me to donate five dollars.
*******!
Just don’t buy another home!
That’s twenty million!
Now could you stop trying to guilt me out of buying lunch?
I feel like a ******* for taking a long shower.
While people in Puerto Rico are going without.
And Mr My Bentley got **** on by a sparrow so now I have to take the ****** Bugatti, is over here washing his dog with Johnnie Walker Blue.
The ****?
Owns four homes each eight figures.
Makes eight figures a movie.
Wants me to donate five dollars.
*******!
Just don’t buy another home!
That’s twenty million!
Now could you stop trying to guilt me out of buying lunch?
I feel like a ******* for taking a long shower.
While people in Puerto Rico are going without.
And Mr My Bentley got **** on by a sparrow so now I have to take the ****** Bugatti, is over here washing his dog with Johnnie Walker Blue.
The ****?
Ok so it wasn’t so much a poem as it was a random thought. I thank you for reading and hope that nothing specifically bad happens to you anytime soon.
