I had just finished cleaning the bedroom, I even dusted the duster.
I gathered up the condiments, except I forgot the mustard.
She’s stares at me from under the covers a longing in her eyes.
I just needed time to get ready I’d lined up quite the surprise.
It took me a while to get it upstairs, that tank must weigh quite a lot.
I hooked up the lines, check the gauge, sure I’d found the spot.
She got high, I got ready, and I went around lighting up candles.
To look upon her in the morning, you’d think that it was vandals.
The helium tank was empty, and she was feeling fantastic.
We spun and we danced, laughed and cried, it got a little spastic.
Then go figure, I slipped on mayo and she flew across the room.
She bounced off the dresser spun to the candles and that’s when she went boom.
A bright flash of light, she flew out the window, I never saw her again.
Now whenever I smell helium I can’t help but think of her when.
So now I know for next time, don’t ever use noble gases.
They’ll exploded around fire for sure, especially when you bite their *****.