Hello Poetry
Classics
Words
Blog
F.A.Q.
About
Contact
Guidelines
© 2024 HePo
by
Eliot
Submit your work, meet writers and drop the ads.
Become a member
Aditya Roy
Poems
Oct 2018
Fustilugs Has An Admirer
So guess what?
What?
My crush texted me
"I've been thinking about hanging out, a lot."
Out of the blue
Without hint or clue
Then what did you say, girl!
Lemme, lemme finish first
So I reply, I haven't in a while
But, since it might be friendly not a flirt
So why not comply
Why not indeed, good on you
Then what
So he says well
I had to go buy some things for mother's party
We can perhaps catch a movie
Instead
I thought splendid
So asked him when will mother buy the return presents
Then?
She's coming with us to the date
And he didn't ask her to leave us 'lone, for ****'s sake
Hope, you enjoy at the least.
#humor
Written by
Aditya Roy
27/M/New Delhi, India
(27/M/New Delhi, India)
Follow
😀
😂
😍
😊
😌
🤯
🤓
💪
🤔
😕
😨
🤤
🙁
😢
😭
🤬
0
86
savarez
and
Eddie The Cool Ed
Please
log in
to view and add comments on poems