(any resemblance to the following and living persons iz purely coincidental)
Family, friends, and strangers didst weep when my brutally murdered gagged and bound distended corpse put to eternal sleep unbeknownst to homicide deep pill lore hubble
killer, said murderer, would sow what he did reap on the deadly war holy jeep purrs, cow path this angry ghost effortlessly held scented rag to choke, a keep sake squeezing out breath
from my corporeal flesh with maggots didst creep still adrip when bled, to death, now enshrouded in black hoodie, and scythe leant lee cackled with grateful dread enroute to pay the
killer man moments ago took hoof on horse back fled in hot pursuit destination, albeit unknown, yet aye twill find trumpeting psychopath, and quickly dismember
off with his head, thus equipped with keen bloodhound find ding needle in hay stack instinctive second nature vengeance casually, I hapt lee ghoul lucky did allay
fresh trail scented out lay boring haphazard way word ness after gray beard i.e. yours truly he did slay no matter wiseacre, may be goot headstart, said jay bird haint gonna
be twittering furlong, cuz tell trail (and tail) flay ming signs, he didst betray noon the wiser hoo ray bethought to brush meticulously (cover) tracks over most likely today will merely (and merrily delay)
this phantom of neigh (nee) and dearth all giving away hideout, now tis my turn, I didst inveigh asper his final "say"
perhaps with ghost to (gusto) hollering as no weigh to hex press me excitement thrusting sword into his heart yay!