We'd bound around For golf downtown Frisbees always in hand
"The students are coming!!” Was a seasonal refrain As we’d goofily gallivant
Mother’s Day shows We‘re free, mother-suckers For your kids, a show we grant
A CLOWN SHOW! A DOWNTOWN SHOW! THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN’T!
Rock their world with juggling See the Doctor for what ails Rudi and O in laundromat land
Jeanie, Splash, Allison, Donna, Silly girls astonishing with Leaps, jokes and handstands
Chewey, Steamboat and Grog "Yeah-yeah! Yeah-yeah!” Silly boys grandstanding
All hail Papa Gale! We Funned with Cpt. Plunge Leader of the band!
Sweet Georgia! **** croquet! It was grand!
(**** croquet was the official lawn game of the Sweet Georgia Brown Clowns during the summer 198x Trinity Country tour [wherein we masqueraded as a Norwegian Salmon Kissing team at a Moose Lodge Talent Show in Lewiston, CA* {true!}]: “Don’t forget your hat!”)