I could never fall in love in Florida The suns just too bright And I just can’t do it The time is never right It’s time to just say ***** it I know I’m a ******* You won’t want me anyway darling Together we just don’t fit Do I believe these words I write? No, not one bit But that’ll never stop me, babe When I love I never quit And if I had it my way Things would be so different But I guess you’re better off honey I’m crazy and I’m confused But hey at least I’m funny baby Cover your eyes, guess who? You know it’s me darling This should be nothing new to you