Only it wasn't my own This time, it appeared Someone had invaded my home I got up quickly
I reached for my bat But knew that if anything would help It probably wouldn't have been that But still, quietly I crept down the stairwell
In the kitchen stood a man Or what appeared to be He gazed at me and raised his hand One finger to his lips, "Shhh"
So I raised my eyebrows and opened my mouth To speak but he shushed me louder This time and lowered himself into a crouch And that's when I saw what he had done
Below his massive, crouched down frame Was a shattered bottle of milk He stared at it solemnly, knowing he was to blame Then he looked back up at me
"Please don't tell my mother." A single tear rolled down his big face "She loves me like no other." The tears were streaming now
I didn't know what to say Here was a hulking man, in my kitchen I suddenly felt I could no longer stay If I go back up stairs will he leave? Or **** me in my sleep?
I backed up a little and said "If you just go now, I'll just be getting back to bed." He smiled, his tears glinting off moonlight
"Thank you! But please! Turn around." And for some reason I did When I turned back, he was nowhere to be found The milk was cleaned too, glass and all
I scratched my head in disbelief I was still groggy from sleep Anyone ever heard of a break, weep and clean? I'd think not I'd like to think not