I want cheesey garlic bread!
alas, it's all that's in my head-
and if lactose I could tolerate,
this might not be such a debate.
though I'm sure my body could conform,
but it's taken this long to reform!
from the puss and mucus that is dairy,
that will surely turn your knuckles hairy.
I'll eat a piece of gluten toast,
for it only makes my tummy bloat,
but from cheese I must stay far away,
unless I want my butt to spray.
it's a sign, I think, that my body rejects
such a harmful product, my body protects
but god damnit I want garlic bread,
the cheesey kind, it's in my head...